Saturday, 17 January 2009

  • I'm not really _________, I just play one on Xanga


    In the past, various bloggers have posted on how potentially different our respective personas can be on Xanga as opposed to real life.  And I've had occasional discussions with fellow Xangans on that very topic. 

    I mean, how do we know that certain people aren't really who they appear to be here on this online community.

    Some may totally wear their hearts on their sleeves and would be horrible as actors sort of like Keanu Reeves attempting to play an undercover FBI agent who used to be a college quarterback in the flick, "Point Break."

    Or some have the creative ability to convincingly play a variety of roles a la Robert DeNiro.

    Which one are you?

    I mean, for all we know, bricker59 could really hate beer and be an organic health food nut that only consumes fresh produce and natural antioxidant drinks like pomegranite juice.

    Or npr32486 could really be a real estate developer?

    Or istephaniemarie could really gag at the sight of oreos?

    Or snippies_blog might really be Dr. Ruth Westheimer?

    Or BigToePeople may really play basketball for the WNBA's Seattle Storm?

    Or a__beautiful__disaster could really be a petite blonde that rocks a bob hairdo?

    Or dare2bdiferentt might really be skilled as a computer hacker?

    Or watersedge62 could really be asian?

    Or infamous_dewey might really be a European MMA fight promoter?

    Or crazyxbeautifulxdisaster may really produce radio ads somewhere in South Dakota?

    Or turbodog might not really be a Filipino?

    Or what if the antisoccermom was in fact a goalie for the Women's US Olympic Soccer Team?

    Or macphoto was a green monster hating yankees fan?

    Or tirockiinpink was really the recording artist known as "pink?"

    Or avenuetothereal was really a Dean at Oxford University?

    Or elgan could really be a folk song lyricist?

    Or toecuttah may really be Arizona Cardinals' Kicker Neil Rackers?

    Or penningtonhall could really prefer to run long distance marathons as opposed to lifting weights?

    Or lucywrites may really be a commercial pilot for Continental Airlines?

    Or story_slut just might be an unfriendly troublemaker who hated people?

    For all we know, The Xanga Team could be a Columbian Drug Cartel.

    Maybe saadiaonline really despises poetry and is a professional beach volleyball star?

    Or krissy_cole is really single with no kids living somewhere in Montana?

    How about the possibility of da positive energy jaynebug really being a quick-tempered firebug, who exhibits road rage the moment she's behind a slow-moving vehicle>

    Or maybe buddly47 doesn't really like the Kentucky Wildcats and is more of a Pac10 USC fan?

    Or wherever_we_go is really a tea lover living in Puerto Rico?

    What about ifwallscouldtalk21 really being a Ohio native rather than the Michigander that she allegedly poses to be here on Xanga?

    Or what if wherethefishlives was really a long-haired Pantera roadie who regularly wore black t-shirts?

    Or what if saintvi was really a middle-school prodigy?

    Or maybe undertheglass was really a scupltor and not a photographer?

    Or what if edlives is really using the brainfriednetwork as a drug laundering operation?

    Or what if the lyricsninja is really New Jersey Devils' Netminder Martin Brodeur?

    Or what if heartofpandora was really a registered nurse?

    Or what if neeka1 was really Native American?

    Or maybe theblackspiderman was really white?

    Or maybe vanedave could really be chinese?

    Or what if redshirte really hated video games?

    Or what if bosefius was a celibate monk who absolutely detested sex?

    Or what if daithi is really egyptian and a far-off descendent to one of the mighty pharoahs?

    Or what if sladethegreyfox really doesn't have a moustache?

    Or what if kestryl really had a Korean boyfriend?

    Or what if thebigshowatUD really was wee man from MTV's jackass?

    Or what if thetheologianscafe is really a boob-hating hare krishna?

    Or what if alterego909 is really chuck norris?

    Or what if beli_grrl was really Eli Manning?

    Or what if seedsower had her husband take all of those beautiful pictures she blesses us with?

    Or maybe ciaobella810 chose that name because she really wasn't african-american, but rather a mobsters' daughter straight from sicily?

    Or what if suggestive tongue was a professor at an Ivy League University?

    Or what if barelyjen's real first and middle name both began with the letter "z"?

    Or what if viktorious1 was really bernie madoff?

    Or what about ilsurvive really being from antarctica who hated jagermeister and embraced frigid temperatures?

    For all you know, I could be a bald, skinny-ass, 7 foot, 11 inch vegetarian from Belize, who hated sports and listened to nothing but celtic music 24/7.

    There are secrets about our real life identity that aren't always -- or will never be -- mentioned here on Xanga. How do we know how you really are fellow Xangans?

    Hmmm.

    Dang, why'd I post this?  Now I got myself all skeptical about all you'all and what not...

    But I will close this blog entry with a request...

    State ONE true fact about yourself -- in the comments area below -- that you have never mentioned here on Xanga.

    I dare you...


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